BLITZKRIEG SCALP
(parody of "Blitzkrieg Bop" by the Ramones)
by John Thorpe, a.k.a. SNAPMAN (snap_man@ix.netcom.com)

Toy Ho, let's go
They're waiting in a store line
They're going through the new finds
The kids are being robbed blind
The Blitzkrieg Scalp
They're piling up the go-cart
They're liquidating Wal-Mart
Heading to the K-Mart
The Blitzkrieg Scalp
Toy Ho, let's go
Sell 'em on the 'net now
Why they scalp, I don't know
They're all f--ked up and really should go