SCALP AND DELIVER
(parody of "Stand and Deliver" by Adam and the Ants)
by Jasper (P9407103@Queens-Belfast.AC.UK)

Scalp and deliver,
Your money for my toys.
You know where I got them,
at less than half that price.
 
Even though you fool yourself,
Your money will be mine,
(you know you want them,
you know you want them..)
 
I'm the dandy scalping man,
So sick of easy money,
I buy my toys, from off the boys,
and make my big fat profit.
 
But's it's not daylight robbery,
It's legitimate and proper,
I sell my goods, at double cost,
and a big mistake I'm making?
 
Scalp and deliver,
Your money for my toys.
You know where I got them,
at less than half that price.
 
Even though you fool yourself,
Your money will be mine,
(you know you want them,
you know you want them..)