MUSINGS from the people of R.T.A-F.*:

THE HISTORY OF ACTION FIGURES
Introduction and Chapter One: Irma
Chapter Two: Ninety Billion Army Guys

MAGNETIC SKELETON - A CARTOON BY ELF OF DOOM.
January 01, 1999
April 03, 1999
April 22, 1999

HEARD ON R.T.A-F.*
RTAFD: The Christmas Special
Ra's Al Ghul speaks out!
Buyer's remorse - ever buy a toy and later regretted it?
Auction - the men of R.T.A-F.* - supplies are (thankfully) limited.

PARODIES!
All She Wants To Do Is Scalp
Beat on the Scalper
Blitzkrieg Scalp
He Came In Through The Stockroom Window
Jumpin' Jack Scalper
Payin' the Price
Scalp!
Scalp This Way
Scalp and Deliver
Scalper Convention
Scalper State Of Mind
The Scalpy Dance
Stairway to Wal-Mart
Sympathy for the Scalper (1)
Sympathy for the Scalper (2)
Turning Scalpanese

THE PITS - A CARTOON BY DJW.
January 25, 1998

HOLIDAY GUIDE
What's Hot this Christmas? - What toys do your kids HAVE to have, at ANY cost, this holiday season?

VIOLATED!
What REALLY happened to McFarlane's stolen Violator?

CAR WARS - A CARTOON BY ROT.
November 30, 1997

PACKAGING
How to package for International and Domestic trades - Nigel Percy gives us his advice.