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THE SCALPY DANCE
(parody of "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats)
(also want to credit Joan Pixie for the word "scalpy")
by John Thorpe, a.k.a. SNAPMAN (snap_man@ix.netcom.com)
 
 

S-S-S-S
C-C-C-C
A-A-A-A
L-L-L-L
P-P-P-P
Y-Y-Y-Y
Scalp-Scalp-Scalpy
Dance-Dance-Dance-Dance!
 
Ah we can scalp if we want to, we can leave no toys behind.
Cause our friends all scalp, and if you don't scalp,
Well you're no friend of mine.
I say, we can hide what we want to, a place where you will never find.
And we can look like we come from off of the street,
Leave the shower far behind,
and we can scalp.
 
We can scalp if we want to, we can leave no toys behind.
Cause our friends all scalp, and if you don't scalp,
Well you're no friend of mine.
I say, we can hide what we want to, a place where you will never find.
And we can look like we come from off of the street,
Leave the shower far behind,
and we can scalp.
 
No way!
 
Ah we can wait where we want to, the morning's young and so am I.
And we can run real fast as long as supplies last
and pay for 'em as the children cry.
 
I say, we can hoard if want to; if we don't nobody will.
And I can look real crude and treat a person rude
And I can act like an imbecile.
I say we can scalp, we can scalp, everything's double the price.
We can scalp, we can scalp, we never treat people nice.
We can scalp, we can scalp, taking stuff right out of your hands.
We can scalp, we can scalp, everybody's losin' their chance.
Scalpy dance
Oh well the scalpy dance.
Ah yes the scalpy dance.
 
S-S-S-S
C-C-C-C
A-A-A-A
L-L-L-L
P-P-P-P
Y-Y-Y-Y
Scalp-Scalp-Scalpy
Dance-Dance-Dance-Dance!
 
We can scalp if we want to, we've got all your toys on line.
As long as we resell it, never will return it.
Everything'll turn out right.
I say, we can scalp if we want to, we can leave no toys behind.
Cause our friends all scalp, and if you don't scalp,
Well you're no friend of mine.
I say we can scalp, we can scalp, everything's double the price.
We can scalp, we can scalp, we never treat people nice.
We can scalp, we can scalp, taking stuff right out of your hands.
We can scalp, we can scalp, everybody's losin' their chance.
Oh well the scalpy dance.
Ah yes the scalpy dance.
Oh well the scalpy dance.
Oh well the scalpy dance.
Oh yes the scalpy dance.
Oh the scalpy dance yeah.
Oh it's the scalpy dance.
It's the scalpy dance.
Well it's the scalpy dance.
Oh it's the scalpy dance.
Oh it's the scalpy dance.
Oh it's the scalpy dance.
Oh it's the scalpy dance.

 
 
 
 
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