
PAYIN' THE PRICE
(parody of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees)
by Silverwolf
( neko@netzone.com)
You can tell by the way I raid the stock
I'm a scalper man; no time to talk
I wait outside the Toys R us
I run through the aisles in the mornin' rush
And now it's all right, it's ok
I'll take that kids toy away.
You can try to get a Han, but I got a dozen in my van.
Whether your a collecter or whether you're a hoarder,
You're paying the price, payin the price.
See ya at the convention and everybody's itchin
and they're payin the price, payin the price
Ha, ha, ha, ha Paying the Price
Well now, I buy low and I sell high
And I give the store manager a piece of the pie.
I've got the things that collecters chose
I'm a scalper man and I just can't lose.
And now it's all right, it's ok
I'll take your Obi Wan away.
You can try to get Batman, but I got a dozen in my van.
Whether your a collecter or whether you're a hoarder,
You're paying the price, payin the price.
I got a pot belly and my ass is like jelly
and you're payin the price, payin the price
Ha, ha, ha, ha Paying the Priiiiiiiiiiice
Luke's for a hundred, Somebody pay me
Somebody pay me, yeah.
Luke's goin nowhere. Somebody buy him, yeah
Payin the price.....(to beginning and fade...)
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